New Recurring Topic: Lack of parking skills
December 24th, 2007I’ve decided that I’m going to start a recurring topic regarding the lack of parking ability in Great Falls. I’m talking about the fact that it seems that there is a higher proportion of people here who either cannot park their vehicles properly or just don’t care.
Now I realize I haven’t lived in that many places, especially compared to some of you out there. Just for the record, I’ve lived in Southern California (grew up there); Colorado Springs, Colorado; Lompoc, California; Albuquerque, New Mexico; and now Great Falls. Great Falls (and possibly the rest of Montana, I don’t know) seems to have the worst parkers of any place I’ve lived.
Not surprisingly many of these offenders drive large pickup trucks. (Whether or not they really NEED these huge vehicles is not really any of my business but may be a topic for another time nonetheless.) They don’t seem to understand the concept of staying inside the parking space. Perhaps if your vehicle can’t fit you should park elsewhere. No, your F350 is not a compact car.
Instead of me just talking about these offenders, I thought I’d throw up a couple pictures to illustrate my point. If one of these vehicles is yours……well, that’s just funny.
Forgive the quality of the pictures — I took them with my cell phone.

Example 1: So this one is good because I have to wonder if they really think they are important enough to park on a sidewalk. Clearly this person is injured in some way that they can’t park one or two rows further away (yah, right).

Example 2: Hmm, perhaps you vehicle is too large for that spot? Maybe some courtesy could prevail and you could park a little further away.

Example 3: This one isn’t nearly as bad as the others. Just a little alignment issue — perhaps some extra time taken to fix yourself?
I know this post comes across as pretty negative. But I assure you, everything I have typed here has been done with humor in mind. I do not hate these people — I am just blown away by the apparent selfishness involved.
I plan to continue this topic over time as I see more examples of other people’s parking abilities. Stay tuned…